Saturday, July 4, 2009

When I Grow Up I'm Going to Be My Cat

I've often wondered just what I'll be when I grow up. Today, I decided. I am going to be my cat. Tiger chose us from a shelter 14 years ago. He's been a cherished family member all these years. His life is bliss:

Associates only with people who adore him
Endless food and beverages
24x7x365 maid service
Daily groomer
No worries about weight
Sleep deprivation is never an issue
All appointments are scheduled and a driver is provided
Spa trips are scheduled each time the family leaves town
Someone else takes care of the budget
New adventures are on the agenda every day

Yep! When I grow up, I'm going to be my cat!

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